In the very first message I ever sent on OKCupid I called the girl the wrong name. At least it was only able to go up from there.

I'm nearly certain wrestling was on the front page of the Toronto Star the day after Wrestlemania X8 at the Skydome. I remember that because the next day Rob Ford started his Undertakerian front page streak!

Come on! This is gold!

Is Deadspin buying a hall of fame vote worthy of the Deadspin Hall of Fame?

Frank Gifford...He is not Sancho.

Lott is outstanding. His pictures from ST every year are 2nd to none, and he's clever and thorough in his analysis.

Oh fuck me. +1

But really, this is a fireable offense no? I think what she did is far, far worse than what Melky did. Also one's supposed to tip before tax, aren't they?

Do we have HD?

Do we do +1 in new Kinja?

Our very own Fat Leaveher has announced a new bar

http://onestarnyc.com/

Hot sports take: I like the new layout

No, YouShuddUp!

Belated well done there Fat!

Yeeeeesh +1

Made me feel alive for once on the black night while I sit on my porch.

Do you think any other big sports stories are completely made up? I can't be certain hockey really exists.

This is my least favorite comment on the site ever.

Yes. Yes we all do.

bahaha. Well done.