I'll be sure to check it out. I'll act out my Deadspin persona. Quietly stand over all of you and laugh at your jokes. Ever so occasionally making (not so) witty comments, with nobody listening.

Much appreciated! I'm sure I'll be spending a bunch of time there, any more recs?

Moving to Brooklyn DUAN!

Hey, that's what I was thinking. And I even also have a Kent Brockman avatar. DUAN pals?

She could end up like famous female Evan (Rachel Wood) and date Mickey Rourke!

Usually when I watch a video in fast forward it sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Great bit there Uncle Leo.

I really, really like this comment.

I just listened to this in its entirety earlier this week on a flight, so I'm sure you're absolutely wrong. I also realized Raffi sounds more like popular Alternative Folk than most would care to admit.

Having a Christian kid when we were 11 at our Jewish summer camp was pretty enlightening though. We all learned what a WashingtoForeskin looked like that summer.

The AL also tended to do a better job of voting in the right players (Jeter possibly excluded, but not like he's been bad). The NL lineup looks a lot better with Votto healthy and if Wright was voted in like an NYC based team's fan base should have been able to do. I feel like this happens every year, though it's…

Maybe as an all star team it doesn't inspire too much confidence, but that's mainly the fault of the infield. Even so, it's not too bad a lineup. They only need to score one run for R.A. Dickey anyways.

So sad my plans in to see them in Toronto fell through.

Oh my. Oh goodness. A statement that implies a +1, but is not actually a +1 because... You know.

Heh.

Great article, but you missed yet another minor league SS turned closer. Sergio Santos is on the DL but saved 30 games last year. He was an also-ran SS for a few organisations before the White Sox moved him to the mound.

Dear lord +1

No. The breakdown will still be fairly similar. About 6 interleague series per team, just one will happen each month, as opposed to being mostly in June.

Spent some time there a few summers back. Really a great city. Besides the aforementioned patdowns, it's a lot like any other big city. Amazing beaches, tons of bars, and most of the locals will begrudgingly speak English to you. There's a toursity American bar right on the beach where you can watch your sporting…

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