As a graphic designer who's worked with Photoshop for almost 20 years (and photographers), could you point out the markers used to come to that conclusion?

Please update as the Ass Wars continue, because seeing "Ass Wars" in a headline makes me giggle uncontrollably EVERY DAMN TIME.

eh, not as scary as werewolf bar mitzvah - spooky, scary

Something like this happened to my best friend in college. She was in her bedroom in her hour sleeping. She starts to hear rustling around in her roommate's room, like someone is trying to open the window. It's an older house, so the windows are the kind that push up. Said roommate was staying at her boyfriend's…

It's worse not knowing.

I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

There is only one, and his name is Bowie.

At the top of our 86 list is 'FUCKS' in permanent marker. We are always out of fucks.

This whole list seems strangely dated. I had to check the date at the top to make sure i wasn't reading an old post.

I'm sorry, are you talking about "Tookin?" The show with the amazing Liam Neesons?

Yea, that popular "Once upon a time in Wonderland" show has been cancelled.

"but as I now stand surrounded by excitable bronies and insolent as ever, I start to wonder if there might be a kernel of truth to the idea and that maybe I am slightly jealous."

This was a totally fascinating read. There was pathos and self-reflection and emotional ups and downs. I'd watch this post in movie form.

The Chitauri. A race of aliens created to take the place of the Skrulls in Marvel's Ultimate universe, which ended up adding the Skrulls eventually anyway.