Just don't tell him. I love the idea of a lonely Piers Morgan wandering an empty America.

Technically it's "fuck the King day". He was a douche, though. Our Queen now is much better.

This is calling for an interspecies safe cracking competition. It'd also be interesting to see if social learning through observation occurs across species.

Oh my god.... what if he gave the Who theme lyrics?

And yes, it's America's fault, obviously.

Hamlet (or any Shakespearean tragedy for that matter) should be too obvious, so I'll offer this instead with the real irony that the "heros" really aren't even that, and even so they are still doomed.

"Oh, what a lovely little..."

Not a movie, but we'll never forget you Spike! :'(

"The sperm will say, 'Save us,' and I'll say 'No.'"

And there is already a sequel in the works: "Squirrelicane 2: Children of the Acorn."

Volecano!

I don't drink, but I'd start for that movie.

Best finishing move ever.

And coming soon from SyFy: "Squirrelicane."

Woman: "Shark"

How is this not one of Aquaman's powers?

Perfect Blue, man. The best movie Brian De Palma never made.

TEETH.

It’s expensive, but I’m sure someone will foot the bill.