My proposed scenario is Daenerys as acclaimed rescuer becomes queen but marries Margaery to cement the ties to Westeros. And they can have multiple male consorts to dilute the Targaryen blood - and the Targaryen mystique, which is a danger to Westeros in and of itself. Perhaps a recognized consort from Dorne would be…

I always lobby for a Danaerys-Margaery rule. I’d go along with just about anyone and Margaery, though.

I can tell you what it is: the creature of my nightmares when a kid in a town with a body of water named the Lamprey River.

“It’s sad and it’s sweet, and if you miss a beat, this carbine will blow off your nose.”

I used to live in a town where there was a cemetery right near an old folks’ residence. And there was, I shit you not, a street sign at the intersection that read, “Elderly People Crossing.”

[moved for clarity]

Wow, that’s kinda creepy. I just hope if they do cast him (and thus goes fpr whoever they cast), he doesn’t put on a Han Solo impression rather than playing the character as written and directed. Especially don’t want to see someone doing an adult/ANH Han Solo impression.

Every team could use an expert on bird law.

One of the very few things that when I was young(ish) I both was creeped out by and thoroughly loved. Definitely works well with an Alice In Wonderland aesthetic.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Hammer is his... Wait, I swear I had something for this.

Thanks, I’ll check out theirs. I’ve been missing the io9 recaps a lot (and lots of io9 content in general). I have gravitated towards the AV Club, but I didn’t know Tor did them. Excellent.

Cheryl and the rest of the Archer gang MST3K-ing the X-Files? Now that’s all I want.

No shit.

What would...God!...need...with a...MALLORY ARCHER?

Return To Oz will make people scared of just about anything. Wheels. Chickens. Heads. Ever Sleeping Again.

YES.

I always wonder about fire, too. The only thing I can think of is it would draw attention, but at that point, they were already in deep trouble. Or maybe it would have taken too long to get going (though I can’t really believe neither would have matches or something) or easily been too dangerously out of control?

That story is awesome. And terrifying. I wouldn’t have stayed in that room for a minute, let alone fallen asleep.