This is the way the world ends

That would make sense! I guess my listening skills need some brushing up. :p

Oh my god, you killed Dumbledore! Er, Grumbledore. It was Furry Potter with The Goblet of Cookies in the Tower!

Those eyes follow you around the room... and through all space and time.

"It's worse not knowing."

I tell everyone I have an odd and inconsistent sleep schedule (which I really do, because of stupid health reasons), and I say "don't be surprised if you get my voicemail, I turn my ringer down so if I'm sound asleep it won't wake me, but don't hesitate to call anytime, I'll get the message soon," etc.

Sorry, this is funnier.

I think that would be a great way to get the players in a suitable frame of mind, to preface the game with, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

1) Creepy as hell. Like it was the motel owner's monstrous cousin/evil alter ego who swiped a master key for the rooms.

I figured it out: HYDRA caters ALL weddings! The always disappointing food makes sense now! Because:

Mockingbird's first fight scene complete with slo-mo head raise was 100% a nod to Black Window's dramatic introduction in the MCU. I laughed and applauded.

Excellent point. That would be a direct parallel to Ichabod thinking Abbie was a goner in the library.

Well played.

Many Spocks:

Okay, so that's what it looks like. But if it doesn't sound like *PEW PEW* than this was all a waste of many sciences.

Heathers. Like a CW show/Gossip Girl ramped up and satirized on FX/FXX. I bet the Always Sunny team could crack it.

Sea Monkeys - Aquaman's Kingsguard.

The "Heart of Ice" piece gets me right in the Bat-heart, too, but if I had to choose just one, I'd go with the vista of "Batman Begins."

Ha! I can imagine that precisely.