Keeps critical secret about his biological condition - check.

Video pulled before I could watch it. I am both disappointed and feel like I dodged a bullet.

For sale: Robot baby. Never potty-trained.

Rob, I just want to thank you for this post because I know too little TMNT lore, and just the idea of "an idiotic bull" named Oxymoron is making me giggle like a madwoman.

Well, there have been hotdogs.

Nanotech marijuana went to pot quickly.

(I had to do some longer ones, so I put them here: bit.ly/1ujlWUP)

[The "Clerks" edition]

"I didn't see the warning constellation!"

The Hentai market was quickly oversaturated.

Instant favorite. Well done.

Interstellar war is much more stimulating.

Phone booths returned with a vengeance.

Yeah, I think there's a chance he won't be in the Batsuit very long and/or very much. Discussing this with the spouse, he succinctly suggested, "They might have him be their Nick Fury." So Batman/Bruce Wayne is the glue of the Justice League but maybe someone else serves as the action-Batman at least some of the time.

Fun Fact* - it was supposed to be "Duty, Honor, Couture."

Immediately what I thought of upon seeing this article. Thank you for posting it much better than my lazy ass would have done.

I humbly suggest it be called "Night of the Living Lesus."

"What do you use for birth control?"

"Little Mabel has her heart set on a Teddy Ruxspin for her birthday."