Loras says "fringed sleeves" describing a hypothetical wedding dress. But going by the comments on this clip, you weren't the only who heard "French."

YES. Ben Franklin is Gutenberg is the Comte de Saint Germain is a vampire-cyborg mad-scientist immortal.

I propose Ben Franklin has not been napping for 200 years, but has in fact been alive and out and about this whole time. Also, he should be a cyborg.

SNARKNADO 2: The Snarkening

Whenever I need a pick-me-up, I yell, "My backpack's got JETS!"

Since we first saw Martin in The Citadel, I keep half-expecting the Guardians of the Galaxy to show up and drag him off.

Totally daddy/parent issues. When I saw the deer on the title card, I yelled, "BAMBI!" And we all know how devastating and weird that goes.

Would you put cutlery anywhere near Helena? But yes, watching her eat is ridiculously fun.

It has been a very long and icky week. Exhausted but got stuff done, so am oddly pumped up.

I have to admit, I've never tried it. Allergies, you know.

You can just send me pictures of the little monsters, that's fine!

Everything is better with alpacas, it's true.

1) TARDIK is good. Almost too subtle in print.

I love you and want you to have my jawa/sandfish babies.

Neat. I like it.

The remake will have Holden shoot first.

The kids are older, though. That brings me down on the side of reality.

Well, Guinan is clearly a Time Lord/Lady, so her diary doesn't always match up with Picard's in a linear fashion.

Re: "She was trained to be pretty and produce heirs and solidify ties between House Lannister and Baratheon."

"And then she woke up"?! FUCK THIS.