The turtle moves.

RRRRRWAAGH!

I learned something today. I learned that apparently there are still Sears stores.

When I saw the "with beards" title, I thought they'd be mashed up as the dwarves from The Hobbit.

This just makes me happy.

That is "Motherfuckin' CLANCY BROWN" to you. To us all.

So if he loses his concentration, he ends up naked?

A TED talk on SF/F genitalia has been too long in coming.

A Stark on the streets, a Targaryen in the sheets.

Word. Spock has always been my kind of hottie. But "A Vulcan in the streets, A Half-Vulcan-Human in the sheets" doesn't have the same ring to it. I'd totally go with "A Kirk in the streets, a Spock in the sheets" though.

I want to kill it with fire rather less than regular Goofy, which is a nightmarish abominaton.

*is. FFS.

With Melisandre, every day is Burning Man!

Me, too. The floodgates opened. The neighbors probably think there's some sort of Mrs Rochester situation going on here (I'm a bit reclusive).

Me, too. The floodgates opened. The neighbors probably think there's some sort of Mrs Rochester situation going on here (I'm a bit reclusive).

Zombavalanche

This still itself could be from a perfume ad, all artsy black and white and whatnot.

Actually helpful. I would love to see more movies or books broken down into the D&D stats.

Actually helpful. I would love to see more movies or books broken down into the D&D stats.

Those were actually episodes from the 15th Doctor's run. Wibbly wobbly, and all that.