It’s like they looked at the ISIS inspired vehicular attacks in Nice and Berlin and thought, hmmm good idea.

Literally they are saying it’s ok to murder someone.

HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. CAN WE CONTACT THE WOMEN’S MARCH ORGANIZER!!?? (CAPS FOR EXCITEMENT, NOT SCREAMING).

Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.

Is there such a thing as a Dippin Dots truck we could hire to sit in front of his house?

that’s what Dippin Dots is.

THAT WAS A REAL TWEET????

obligatory

but could you do it for $1 ?

Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

Right? Then they claim how hateful and intolerant we are.

I read somewhere else that there are also plans to get rid of the Endangered Species Act. They just want the land to drill. It’s literally like one shitshow after the other. The amount of damage that can be done in four years absolutely terrifies me.

What I see happening is Democrats will end up donating to these programs and they will get funded and they will go on. And my tiny black heart says only Democrats should be able to use them. I’m just angry right now, I probably don’t really feel that way.

I’m glad they are finally defunding Sesame Street. Kids today are too used to being given everything. In my day, if we wanted to watch puppets count to ten, we had to go and farm our own sheep, shear them ourselves, make wool, knit socks with needles we had whittled from trees we grew ourselves, stick our hands in the…

Judge not, lest ye be defunded?

Does urine affect the grass negatively?

Welcome to your new everyday routine in Trump’s america.

All I want is for the mall to be half-empty this Friday, and for every news channel to pan out and show us that people didn’t show up. Please.

I do that too, it adds a little color and fun. I think Bush started doing this after he left office. I always kinda liked him...sure he is a republican but he seemed fairly genuine and trying to do what he thought was right unlike the current crop of republicans.