At least John McCain was capable of showing a shred of decency with regards to his political opponent. Trump’s version was just going back on a batfuck crazy promise to jail his rival.

I mean, presumably the cable read: “On January 21st, all ambassadors will be formally recalled. Make plans accordingly.”

I’m thinking none and he fucks rentboys.

Trump’s Response:

And his daughter will come out and explain that strong students don’t get raped: if someone tries to rape you, you should just find a better school where that doesn’t happen. And pay for it with your trust fund, I guess.

In our town, Mexicans staff most of the restaurant kitchens, and construction companies, and cleaning companies, and landscaping companies, etc. No one complains when they pay less for any of these services. Yet this is a HIGHLY conservative, military/retirement community (which skews old and white), so there’s tons…

Most illegals come through airports, so the wall is pretty pointless considering the cost. But Trump supporters are dumb enough to think it will prevent illegal immigration so Republicans will waste taxpayer money to build it just to please them.

This STILL makes we want to scream into the void. How many people actually want this? Have they devoted any thought to the logistics, maintenance, and oh, that AIRPLANES WILL STILL EXIST. And that plenty of the low-paying American jobs that Americans DONT WANT TO DO are done by people across the border? Also, I recall…

Dr. Funke, I presume?

I want you to have this conversation and I want to be on speaker phone.

That is a REALLY good point. If these nimrods are mixing up their vaginas and their assholes all the time, there would be a whole lot of tampons up the butt. Yet, you never hear “whoopsey me, just plugged my anus with Tampax, ha ha!”

That’s enough internet for today.

Well when and a man, and a woman love each other very much (or are drunk/horny/bored/(insert modifier)) they hug in a special way.

I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

Could be worse:

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

The day that kid cracks the code is the day Christmas will die for them...

“You dumb-ass whore, you gonna spend the rest of your goddamn 2½ years in a goddamn insane asylum with the rest of the retarded kids,” McMillen is heard yelling at Gynnya.

Gravity is a liberal conspiracy to keep us down (literally). The wikileaks proved it.