Like trump, the Kardashians are a poor person’s idea of a rich person - a bunch of fancy clothes, but all the relationship skills of garbage people.

I predict this will be a follow up headline sometime in the next four years:

Hey do you by chance have any more pictures relating to not even once and meth?

What a weird coincidence. I was on meth the whole time I was watching it.

Especially as the American right only supports Israel because they think it will magically bring back Jesus, who will in turn get rid of all those Jews.

It’s horrifying and dismaying that most Republicans (most politicians, if we’re being honest) think that the best and only way to win over American Jews and seem like they’re prioritizing their well being is to pledge allegiance to Israel and Jerusalem and shit on the Palestinians.

Muslins hate Jews (including the secret ones.)

the fact that no one got their guns taken away means nothing, of course. *rolls eyes*

I don’t understand how these people have any friends or family left. If anyone I knew went so far as this guy, I would cut them out of my life, including my own mother.

Holy shit I’d go ballistic on these people if I were one of these parents.

(un)popular opinion: Tiffany & Co. sucks. One word: BASIC.

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

That Fox News moderator brought it up, too! He stifled his incredulity when he asked Trump “do you not believe the intelligence community” or something to that effect. Trump is either actually in cahoots with Putin, or is even more ignorant and stubborn than I could have possibly imagined.

If there’s one Obama conspiracy I hope is true, it’s that he’ll declare martial law and try to claim a 3rd term.

Define “fall apart.” Because nothing is going to happen to him. This will be forgotten in twenty minutes.

Pass me a Kleenex. I’m getting all teary over here thinking about the indignities suffered by those poor rich people who voluntarily spent millions of dollars to purchase real estate in Trump Tower.

This election may not have killed Trump’s celebrity status but please can Kanye’s continued bizarre supporting of Trump kill his. The guy is a pretty good rapper but outside of that seems to be a terrible human being.

In my office we still use rustic old fashioned elevators crafted from one hundred percent leather. There’s a bit of a smell issue on hot days, but you can’t beat that classic charm.

things i like, by me.

Somehow I know that when this prick croaks, the Times (and probably a bunch of other papers) is going to do a sympathetic obit and only dedicate a paragraph (or footnote) to mention the whole serial rapist thing.