I assume it has something to do with coaxing the person into inviting it in.

Does anyone want to start building a canon of the all-time greats we’ve had on here, over the years?

I feel like the crawling civil war ghost would go on there for me, from this year. Just a deeply upsetting mental image.

Plus, don’t anti-biotics cause your birth control to fail, ensuring more Mormon babies?

She failed the Turing Test on her own Instagram. She sucks.

And this is an instant hallmark classic (the”Google Translates Korean into English” series): “Everything about me is revealed and known to you”.

The link to condoms means it’s probably to discourage people from using them, so they can make more Mormon babies. 

I had a devout Catholic friend who sincerely believed she’d be “rewarded” with fantastic sex if she waited until marriage. We tried to warn her, but her Catholic priest was no match. She told us the on her wedding night she’d be having non-stop orgasms and the next morning they wouldn’t be able to eat breakfast…

Vaginal dilators are also treatment for cis women who have vaginismus. But most women don’t, and don’t need to “prepare” for sex with dilators.

OMG rage ... that Priest. I hope the demon decided to haunt him instead, since thankfully your Mom didn’t experience it again.

I have had, for several years, dreams about being shot. And spent a lot of time wondering what that would feel like. My mother was shot in 2017 and I haven’t had one of those dreams since. I have to think it is significant because it’s so specific.

My mom passed, violently and suddenly, in 2017. I wasn’t able to see her body or say goodbye because they wouldn’t let me. But since then, anytime I’m in a financial bind or short on money, unexpected money arrives in my mail. I can’t explain it but I know it’s her. And oftentimes, I’ll be walking around a store, and…

It seems so obvious, doesn’t it? While I was writing this comment (which was the first time I’d ever put it in writing), I kept thinking, “What the hell was wrong with me??? Why didn’t I call the police?”

Yes, they are. My mom went to confession some time ago when she found out my dad was stepping out on her and the priest straight up told her that she needed to focus on her duties as a wife and mother because my father was busy being a provider and a man. Wtf

Omg...what an asshole priest!! Honestly, he’s the scariest part of the story. (Don’t  get me wrong - the rest of the story is VERY scary, but what a DICK.)

Melisandre?

At my Mom’s house, there is this shed that her father built a long time ago. We never really used it growing up, and it’s gone to waste really. My Mom just keeps gardening stuff in there now, and the lawnmower.
My sister and I were staying there at Christmas, and one night I had this really weird dream about the shed.…

Yay! My favourite time of year. I’ve been devouring these stories for the past five years, but this is my first time sharing one of my own. This happened to my mum, not to me, but I’ve heard it so many times I feel like I was there. My mum swears this is absolutely true. I should note she was devoutly Catholic at the…

Apologies in advance for the length. This story happened about 6 months ago, and I’ve gone back and forth on whether I should even post it. Last April, I decided to take advantage of one of the last cool evenings of the year and go for a walk while my husband waited for our food to arrive (we relied heavily…

Given some of your language describing other humans in this post, I think you likely got the day karma planned for you.  Google ableism, then rethink your post.

Uh, I think I know why she hasn’t been back and it doesn’t have anything to do with some shit on the sidewalk. You seem fun and not at all judgmental.