Presumably they will also look to make it illegal to cross state lines in order to obtain an abortion.

I’m still terrified of opening those....

No, he’ll be all for it, up until the moment he finds out he’s going to the desert, and not to dessert.

LOVE that the judge put in the opinion that the state’s concern trolling about women’s health was “pure gaslighting.” How wonderful. Thank you Judge Reeves for calling a spade a spade.

Those biscuits scared me to death as a kid. I was convinced they’d blow off my fingers or something if I opened them wrong. 

$50 says his bonespurs grow back!

You have a blind wedding where everyone wears a blindfold and observes the ceremony using every sense BUT sight. EZPZ.

I may be a filthy millennial, but all these stories about the faltering of traditional capitalist markets is starting to make me think that it’s not all because of the avocados.

Yeah, David’s Bridal was about the only thing that made sense when I got married in ‘05. My bridesmaids all lived in scattered places and were all dramatically different heights and shapes. I went with a separates combo, so they could get different size tops and skirts if they needed to (some did), and all they’d have…

Ya.know what though, they may have been right the whole time;

Sounds pretty smart to get empty-headed drug addicts with faulty guns off the streets tbh. 

He’s popular with the kids.

As proven by Clinton never being hacked, having your own server is probably much safer than using basic mail services like Gmail (or... lol... AOL).

Well of course - because Hotmail has obvious sexual overtones and is out of the question. If he accidentally emailed an unrelated woman from a Hotmail account without BCC’ing Mother for safety, the Devil would surely rejoice, for that is Satan’s domain.

This isn’t an accident, their official emails are kept forever.  They use the private accounts to keep certain conversations out of the record

I think we found out that the majority of men hated Hillary Clinton more than they loved the women in their lives.

Mother will only let him use AOL.

The most amazing thing here to me is that AOL is still around. It’s, then again, not surprising that Pence is using it - or that it was hacked.

ChuckTodd is such a creep, I don’t understand how he has his job. He’s the one who actually had the nerve to complain that Hilary was “too prepared “.

I guess Trump was right.