I grew up in the Detroit area, and it never ceases to amaze me how much more religious/politically regressive so much of Western MI is. DeVos and her ilk have ample hunting grounds over there, don’t they? Something about those Dutch Calvinists. *sigh*

As Hitler said after the Machtergreifung: “Those people who laughed about us back then, they’re not laughing anymore!”

I guess we’ll always have this

Damn, this is brilliant

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

How many votes did Jill Stein get again? 100 million, wasn’t it? So close! If only a few Hillary voters had just had the good sense to vote for the dumbest candidate in the election, we’d be living in Candyland!

Oooh you didn’t even mention that this is in Grand Rapids, Betsy DeVos’ stomping grounds (and I do mean stomping). Makes it all the sweeter!

Like pizzasexual, can only have sex with pizza??

I had a Christian Scientist patient at one point. I’m all for people getting down with whatever religion they’re into, but it was incredibly frustrating to try and ascertain what (if anything) was going on with someone who sees acknowledging health complaints as manifesting them into existence and/or the fact that…

like pizzasexual, can only have sex with pizza??

No such thing as pansexual. That’s just the gay trying to confuse you.

Oh, and fun fact, in Idaho if you kill your kid because you prayed over them instead of getting them medical treatment, it’s not murder, whereas if you were a run-of-the-mill neglectful parent you face appropriate charges.

A woman on the outskirts of my friend group told me the ‘inspiring’ story of her mother refusing medical treatment and instead relying on ‘prayer and positive activity’ as a way of bonding when my own mother died after a vicious battle with cancer.

Awww... Yes. Medically-endorsed prayer. Prayer: the answer to all your aches and pains. Wait. That’s Christian science. I can’t even make fun of it because there is a legit religion that forgoes medical treatment in favor of fucking prayer.

So, in conclusion, GOD didn’t save them.

We need to start protesting outside of crisis pregnancy centers with pictures of carefree childless women and actual science based information.

Fuck.

I don’t know, I kind of get that “creepy van” vibe