We truly do live in the Golden Age of Enwhitenment.

That’s not terrorism, that’s peaceful armed protest. You can tell because they’re white. I know, I know, *waves hand dismissively* it’s a subtle distinction, but there you have it.

... have a history of shooting American Indians.

HE WORKS FOR ALL AMERICANS NOW

Who’s using his big boy walker? Trumpy is!

“We didn’t dispatch FEMA to the earthquake zone because Obama forgot to leave the keys for their minivan.”

Yeah, that will work.

Also: education. Learners aren’t monetizable widgets.

No. Not at all. Speaking over is when you are in a group and one person is trying to speak and you talk over them. Or when you insist on a leadership role when it doesn’t belong to you. These celebrities can easily add their voices here without speaking over anyone.

I have never felt such embarrassment in my life.

if he thinks being president is hard on him, he should see what its doing to us.

Try 32.135 sextillion dollars because the if the space wall doesn’t keep all those illegal aliens out, we’ll all be unemployed and speaking K’rochigan while eating Blurmbis Gobblesplot from an army of t’Rashna Startrucks within a generation.

and outlines a “series of fences and walls”

According to the latest report from the N.S. Sherlock Financial Research Institute.

Rather than “Values Voters” I think we should start calling the Trumpkins the “Play Russian Roulette With Your Foot” Voters.

IKEA recalled 80,000 baby gates–”patrull”–last year; bet he could negotiate a deep discount. Might even injure a few totally not Christian Somalis or Sudanese who flew to Mexico instead on their way to chop off a few heads here like they do.

That price is so high it’s offence-ive.

Nah, I’m not about to cry over black men who are ‘disproportionately condemned’ for being homophobic. The right thing to do is to make it proportionate by condemning ALL men (and women) for their homophobic BS, which Jezebel is usually pretty great at doing. The solution is not navigating homophobia with ‘savvy’, it’s…

Me, too. There’s plenty of precedent of rights disappearing fast. Look at Iran and Iraq.

I have a brilliant, wonderful daughter, and I am terrified for her future.

She was clearly desperate to make a straw man argument and lied in attempt to validate her awful opinion. I wish they’d just hurl bad jokes at her every time she stumbles:

I’m pretty sure the term was in common parlance in the mid ‘90s.