I mean, maybe Bienemy actually likes where he is; and while sure, a head coaching job today would be awesome, perhaps he’s seeing the writing on the wall in Kansas City 4-5 years down the line. Andy Reid isn’t getting any younger, nor slimmer. Perhaps he’s hoping that position will fall in his lap.

That’s the thing. Guys like Belichek aren’t just coaches, they’re designers of entire systems. The success he gets out of his coaches also parallels the success he gets out of his players. But there’s a trend of many Pats players going from stardom in Foxboro to near obscurity elsewhere; Wes Welker and Matt Cassel…

Could you please indicate in the headline or the lede what platforms this game is actually on? I read through the entire article and have no idea if this is PC, PS4, Xbox, Switch, mobile, semaphore, whatever. 

I made it through about 50 seconds before I had to quit watching. It’s one of these nouveau-comedy things where they’re saying, “look, we’re being funny, laugh at is.” 

But did the apes go birdshit???

Yeah, it seems so arbitrary. You’d think Best New Artist would only be available for musicians who have NOT released a full studio album yet. And should only be held for those releasing singles and EPs. 

So, how did Billie Eilish, who released a platinum-selling album back in 2017, somehow get awarded Best New Artist last night? I know the Grammy’s are largely a rigged sham, but this doesn’t even make sense.

It’s sort of in reference to the absolutely lopsided coverage of which the UK publications cover the stories of Kate and Megan Markle.

Wait, did you ever cover the straws-in-wine-glasses thing from last week and I missed it? Or is that still to come?

Why would humans who haven’t invented pots need to drink tea?

Look at MC Hammer.

Why would early humans need to boil water?

She called her lasagna “infamous.”

Is this some sort of half-assed ASMR thing that people are into these days? I’m struggling to pay attention to her level of non-energy.

Not to mention how quickly people tend to eat this food. As it’s noodles and largely cut up vegetables and meat, people aren’t exactly doing a lot of chewing when they eat takeout Chinese food. So you’re shoveling food in without chewing, which means you’re cramming food in your stomach at such a pace that suddenly…

I don’t know, this sounds like an INSANE amount of content to cram into one film. It would either have to be 4 hours long to have any of this pay off, or the pacing of the scenes would be absolutely wack. 

Sangria ... but then I’m trying to think if I’ve ever had sangria with a straw. Apparently there are a few drinks that are “traditionally” served in wine glasses. And I guess they’re the type of drinks that the type of girl on the bachelor would maybe drink.

Ooooh I’m seeing it now. I’m guessing maybe then there’s no wine in them? Some sort of mixed drink?

That’s obviously a “hair and makeup” thing. They want the glasses to look clean, and they want the makeup on the girls to look perfect.

I love that when he’s flushing the metaphorical turd, he’s actually wearing safety goggles.