Gonna raise a banner in your mom’s basement? You did nothing and they lost. There is no “we” in this equation

Attack helicopters? 

No, Candians are idiots because they live in a shithol like Canada. Your cities are all bargain basement versions of better cities

They are in The World Cup, so they are supposed to be an elite team

You “used to be?” You’re a fucking washout, so don’t lecture people who can actually do the job

I’ve taught US History for 2o years, have won several awards, have a 90% pass rate for my ApUSH kids, and am nationally board certified.

Why isn’t anyone blaming The Women’s World Cup for overexpanding the field? This happened because Thailand is not remotely ready to be in  a World Cup level tournament

Why? 

He paid his debt to society, unlike Kavanaugh or Trump

Tyson served jailtime for rape

Source for your last assertion

Clippers? You're a fucking moron 

Find a local candy shop and try their peanut butter cups

How about Greg LeDouche?

They are by far the worst. A park by Lake Washington has abike ban, yet Tour de Douche still runs through it on weekends because bike-riders are monsters

There is no difference and I know it.

We really can’t judge the greatness of any of these new champions because the show used to limit champs to 5 wins

Toronto? There are two cities in Canada: Montreal and Vancouver. The rest is essentially Minnesota

Someonemneeds to slap the taste of out this herb’s mouth

Bostonians threw rocks at black kids for daring to try to integrate a schools....in The Late 1970s. Boston sucks