YA series are generally poorly written tripe

The union needs to stage a wildcat strike The Saturday before Week 1. Demand fully guaranteed contracts and a doubling of the cap/floor

I’ve bow hunted my entire life, so I doubt I underestimte what it takes to shoot a bow. My grandfather made his own arrows and taught me the basics. I don’t do because it’s a pain in the ass, but I know how to do.

What kind of idiot pays six figures to get into USC? 

Bows would be more useful as you can more easily manufacture arrows and they are quiet.

I’ve never spent a dime for any extra content and have enjoyed the games I play just fine

But here’s the thing, you can go to an Ivy approved prep school for 13th Grade, get easy As, and transfer in. I went to college with at  least a dozen people from Choate who did that

Frisch is a private school in a county with over a dozen elite public schools. Like Don Bosco and Paramus Catholic, it’s a safe place for rich people to stash their failsons and faildaughters

Why not just dip a paper towel in oil and pil the grate before you use the grill? I’ve never had to brush or scrape

He proved he wasn’t black when he did The Beer Summit

“We” is all you upper middle class, educated white people who made jokes about Uncle Pete’s Thanksgiving racism for years. You all allowed this to happen by not standing up to shitty white people.

Why not just the kids to an Ivy prep school like all the WASPS do?

If there is no meritocracy, explain how my working class black ass scored a 1490 on The SATS and earned 2 degrees from Johns Hopkins, Libby. 

Why not just send her to a prep school where she’ll get straight As and then transfer to a quality college? I knew a bunch of WASPs who went to Choate before getting into Hopkins

$500k to get into #22 USC? I got into Johns Hopkins (#10) for $35.

WHo pays that much to get into USC or Georgetown? If I’m shelling out that cash I’d better get into an Ivy or MIT or CalTech

The only abusive behavior allowed in Utah is toward your even numbered wives.

Best time to go food shopping:

Gen X has Caddyshack, Clerks, Swingers, and Animal House as well.

Why not just do what WASPs have done for over a century send your kids to Choate or Valley Forge MI for 13th Grade?