Stepmom includes one of THE MOST ANNOYING film tropes: The flurry of activity on the set of the fashion shoot — the panic, the chaos, people running around, everything is going wrong, fabric is literally flying — only to have the hero photog (in this case, Julia Roberts), walk onto the set, look into the camera, NOT…

Conclusion: They were clearly having an affair.

Do I think Thriller is one of the best albums of all time? Yup. Do I think Michael Jackson should burn in the fiery depths of hell for what we can all most likely assume raped and/or diddled children? Yup.

Mentally, I’ve already given this one star on Netflix.

I’m within a few months of Winona’s ago, and I very definitely recognize that face: Six beers and a massive bong hit into a metal show, circa 1987, right before you start throwing devil horns, headbanging in a way that fortysomething you *will* regret, and hooting, “WHOO! FUCK YEAH! LEMMY!” even though Motörhead isn’t…

This is pretty much my face after a bottle (or two) of wine. Thanks to that little Stranger Things angel, hearing loss will be my new excuse when my kids are older and ask why my face looks weird.

When this won I first screamed and jumped around in shocked joy (I wanted them to win so bad but awards never give me the things I actually want!) (also: same when Hidden Figures won), and then started crying. Perrrrrrrrrfect from beginning to end, Winona’s incredible expressions INCLUDED.

I really really do not want the future of the entire world in the hands of 16 year olds though

Look who we elected President.

Lol

Sigh. She’s so intelligent and coherent and tough.

I have felt physically ill, off-kilter, angry, and depressed since the election, and I finally figured out why.

Prepare for someone to earnestly explain how this is all her fault with bonus Bernie would have won guarantees.

I would like to jack it to this new trailer, thank you for asking. But unfortunately (fortunately?), there’s a new Target holiday commercial and it’s doing more for me.

Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

My favorite was the barista who trolled back by making a drink for Turnip.

I kinda wanna go to Starbucks and hope to get in line behind one of these dumbasses, then tell the barista my name is “Sucks” and hope that my coffee is ready yonder same time as “Trump’s” is so the barista gets to say “Trump! Sucks! Trump! Sucks!.”

Related:

Subtitle: “Benghazi murder victims still dead.”