Around a decade ago, Elon Musk and Tesla had a great idea. They developed an electric car that was the opposite of what we had come to expect from one. People thought electric cars were slow so they made it fast. We thought they took forever to charge so they developed a way to charge them quickly and built the…

I was thinking the same thing. If I can nap and arrive safe while not being liable I can almost stomach paying per hour. 

I would be more accepting of pay per hour autonomous driving if:

I was unaware government was being brought into this, as I was envisioning a gentleman’s agreement between the manufacturers, while maintaining a track mode for proper events.

Just time and again the question is: What the fuck are cops thinking?!?

It’s hard to get that dead body smell out of a car.

Now, just for the record, this is not something that Elon was the first to dream up; the idea of rocket thrusters on non-rockets isn’t exactly new. Bosch demonstrated a thruster-assist for motorcycles in 2018, and I myself proposed the idea back in 2012, though both of these concepts were more about using them as…

It helps if you have a really flashy car too!

Remember criminals: When transporting large amounts of cocaine, drive like a complete moron so as to attract the attention of police.

I’m a little surprised it wasn’t these two:

Way better.

Look, why can’t you just be happy for Fancy Kristen?

This is just gaudy and tacky if you ask me. Nothing about this says “class” or “sophistication”. Including the wine fridge, watches, and pens makes it feel like this is trying way too hard. I like the idea of a boat tail design, but if you ask me, Mercedes did it better.

You want a sport truck look? Remove the front hood, and drive around so you can see the ground right in front of the truck. Now that will be cool.

Dude, it knocks out 0-60 in less than 4½ seconds.

I knew the Frunk was generally a good idea. I just wasn’t prepared to understand how great of an idea it is on a big truck like this.

This post paints a really bad picture without full understanding of how IT infrastructure works. When the good folks down in IT see an activity spike and files start becoming encrypted, they shut everything off in order to isolate the threat. It’s kind of like closing fire doors. Unfortunately this sometimes means…

Nope nope nope. This is what equality looks like. You don’t get free punches anymore.

You’re an angry elf.