The police should set up a combination DUI checkpoint/mental health screening checkpoint there; there’s no way those people aren’t drunk, high, or severely addled.

“Three in the morning? In...

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

“and there was said to be some damage to the Hyundai’s windshield after breaking through the arm at the exit of the drawbridge.”

Came here to say this. I’d take 100k California miles on a 10 year old car over 50k Vermont miles on a 5 year old car any day.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Lame.

But not many people hit the hilarious trifecta of misusing Autopilot, driving on a suspended license and crashing into a cop. It could have only been more stupid if they crashed into a jail. lol

and it’s probably a bad idea in general to sell a car with a top speed of 174.

God forbid we use weight and fuel economy to tax commensurately with a vehicle’s damage to infrastructure and the environment. I, for one, am grateful that the government is finding ways to essentially subsidize my coworkers continuing to commute in their FERD 3500 MASCULINITYWAGONS.

“As A dEsIgNeR mYsElF”

Most sales people can’t answer detailed questions about any of their models. I have never been on a lot shopping where I didn’t know vastly more than the sales person about the car I was looking for. These guys/gals float dealer to dealer and rarely stay up on current/detailed product info. They know a few highlights…

Allan McDonald was one of my heroes. While he wasn’t able to stop the launch, he spoke up, and when the heat was on, he spoke up again.

Shit happens sometimes. Live your life until it’s over.

The frunk should be filled with glittery confetti and streamers, so if you do have a front collision it’s fun and festive.

You could just start with a fake hood scoop and add a little door at the front.
A pizza scoop.  Obviously it would have to be insulated, but I think you  are on to something.

100%. i did this when i first learned to drive, and it had an effect i didn’t expect when i first set out: humility.

I’m not entirely convinced the driver had much involvement in keeping that rig shiny side up, I think he was along for a very lucky ride, which could have ended poorly.

*I’m OK with this” meme