There is absolutely no resemblance whatsoever? WTF are you looking at?

Not digging these headlights.

A GIFfest to sum up my feelings on this issue.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

This is a man who clearly wishes he had a BMW and is compensating for it with a Daewoo-MB

Pfft, you can’t fake videos people. Don’t be so naive.

Eleven more days until I see my new ML320.

I’m glad you’re back. I was having so much trouble procrastinating without you, I accidentally did some work.

Nah, I always hated the 55. I always felt the ML320 with the gray bumpers was the most seminal, true to form version of that body style. When they added the ML430 in 99 and when the V6s went to body colored bumpers in 2000, the car lost everything for me.

OK it’s time to get serious about this, we’ve been talking about it for like a year. Send me photos of this vehicle. At two grand I’m interested. No joke.

I’ll sell you our ‘98 ML for two grand. Might even drive it to Philly for ya if you don’t make me vacuum out the dog hair!

New York still uses theirs.

That’s true, but I was talking about build quality. What good is a solid powertrain if it's in something this crappy?

you’ll need 3, since at least two will be broken at any given time.

Get over yourself. QOTDs have been going on daily for years now, and no one keeps a record of what question was asked on this day in 1963, or if a given question has been asked sometime within the past decade. It’s okay if the question gets repeated once in a while.

using the obligatory “this truck is toast!”

JMC Trucks, Semi-Professional Grade

When I first saw this, I thought it was a photoshop.