Is that even a question?

Poor bastard - not only is he stuck driving a BMW coupe but he’s been friendzoned into their personal chauffeur.

I see how you union guys are

How can you slot a car below the FR-S? It barely has enough power to move on its own, let alone be a “sports car”.

Hey Patrick, fix your graphic.

These folks are waiting for the Toyota G2G.

1. Things on the list are what people recommend. The Maxima had the most.

Country music and a Miata? Dude, you’re a freak of nature, hardly a “normal” teenager.

Chevrolet Corvette Z06: For the parent that wants to seem awesome, but secretly hates their kid.

Yeah, bring endo back. Stoppie sounds like a seven year old came up with it.

I find most Miatas too be pretty ugly, but that is a good looking NC right there! If it's yours, excellent job! If not, thanks for posting it anyways!

Obvious troll. Maybe someone with a lot of free time on their hands.

Because people do them on public roads in traffic.

Not a biker myself, but why are stoppies “stupid”? They look cool and fun. Do you hate fun?

It’s a cleverly disguised BRZ STi.

Weird, right? Trust me, that was an anomaly.

Wait! Is this the first comment where someone says I’m writing about it too much?

MARK YOUR CALENDARS EVERYONE, JUNE THIRD!

OK, so the Ferrari earned this comment after about 45 minutes. It took six months for the Skyline. Hasn’t happened yet with the Hummer. Oddly I write about each car roughly the same number of…

50 Shades of Beige

I learned to drive stick on one of these!