Let's see, check my receipts or move to Canada. Thanks for the practical alternative...

I want all the brodozers in America to be forced to compete in these events. Mostly so I don’t have to listen to that shitty flowmaster burble all fuckin day, but also just because I want Brody Ramderado to get stomped by someone with a 2,500 hp RB26 which then explodes

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

This car is as much an Eclipse as Joey Logano’s car is a Fusion.

I did this with Firestone too. Everytime I upgrade the suspension on my 1996 Impala SS, I take it in for an alignment. These other commenters must be driving on glass all year— I get it re-aligned after every winter of Chicago potholes. 

Did this about 5 years ago it was like $169 well worth it.

The track is also not in, and has never been in, my backyard.

This may be the first time in history that 2 actual facts have been presented back-to-back on the internet. #historywasmade 

This car is faster than my car

Its a great noise. I used to love watching videos of SVT Lightnings and ‘03 Cobras racing because it was just Weeee (Shift) Weeeeee (Shift) Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL  

I live in the country, have a 2-way stop about 600ft from the middle of my lot, a guy up the street has a Hellcat Challenger. I know he is coming because I can hear the whine as he leaves the intersection. Sometimes he gets on it and I feel like a wide eyed 8 year old as he goes by.  It sounds just like this Demon as…

If it’s true that eSoy causes higher levels of eStrogen, then they can keep it.

You think this is fun, wait until you get your virtual subsidy check for not growing eSoy beans.

Three words, friend: Radial. Aircraft. Engine.

How will they send requested pictures through a phone call?

eh, he could just turn them 180° from where they are now.

It’s not much, but I just did this a few weeks ago:

Boeing sent this video in response to inquires about the canopy falling off.

Nope. Gives the wind someplace to grab.