Ya know, if there is nothing else on. Bruce Dern was great but otherwise it was on over long SNL skit, and a funny one.

I never got Nora Ephron. My friends all told me she was like a popular Harold Pinter with a feminist twist but it just never jibed with me. It seemed more like reading some high school girl's diary about what she thought adulthood would be like.

If i had a choice I'd go back in time to 1998 when I had a job that paid all my bills and left me enough to have a bit of fun and I was young and single and good looking and had all my hair. That's just me though.

It's the type of movie RedBox was invented for because it was always my second choice when the movie I went to get wasn't there and turned out to be OK.

They just make me hungry and paranoid but I'm 44.

THE AV CLUB
. . . the reliability of college kids and their love for marijuana

Did you just say "meow?"

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: 'The only thing worse than having a press release with your name and glass dildo in the headline; is not having a press release with your name and glass dildo in the headline.'

Works for me!

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Wait they aren't all the same person? What about Micheal Cera and Jesse Einesburg? I'm so confused!

Or just pronounce my name right. Aaron doesn't even sound like Eric! Am I right? Not that I'm still bitter.

Trying to make a pun of feline and felony but they don't actually merge into a recogonizable word so I'm out.

Stop pussy footing around. We don't have 9 lives and we're all going to die. It's a catastrophe.

ehem . . . . south of Richmond doesn't count. It's not really Virginia it's more like the north part of North Carolinia.

Beat ya to it ya oldd coot! Wanna race walkers?

Turn that music down and get off my lawn!

He is very comitted to making shitty movies.

"Two Guys and a Girl and a Plot to Shut Down the Governement."

I am proud to say we haven't enforced any of those laws since Lawrence v. Texas (north of Richmond) and that our courts just struck down the ban on gay marriage (also north of Richmond).
So our new theme is "Virginia is for lovers (north of Richmond)."