He's the new Micheal Bay.

They make you go bald faster.

Awaiting Jim Halbert's announcement as the new director of Rambo Reset Franchise.

No one female . . . anymore :(

Don't judge me. I got tired of trying to hide my bald spot!

Wasn't it a huge box office flop though. I go with Major Dada's theory. Guns were involved.

The game I wouldn't let my kids play on X-Box?

Like they needed more good news!

How does the guy with both Scooby Doo movies on his resume and Super get a superhero franchise? Is it me? This is just wack. SMH.

I was 14 before we got a VCR. Taxi Driver was the movie I watched over and over again.

You see why I miss him so much? Also when I was 12 it was 1982 and most people didn't have VCRs.

You have to learn how to trick them into showing off for you! They will tell you everything you need to know (in a patronizing voice of course).

Bring More Women? That's what I was always told.

. . . and if done right it can be quite pleasurable.

Even cooler story. I miss dad. Even though I know he's dead I instinctively wanted to forward him this article.

It's like something from a Philip K. Dick novel or something!

Well you see my son is from the Pokemon generation. They have to collect everything so they can't just watch a directors cut of a movie without comparing it to the original because then their collection wouldn't be complete. It's a totally different mindset.

They also come in handy for figuring out new smart phones.

My son is 13 and after watching both versions he said they should make a version that keeps the ending of the directors cut and the narration from the original because he got bored a little without it. I don't have an opinion on this so I am borrowing his.

I refuse to turn off my auto correct simply to avoid your snark.