I'm 44 years old, divorced with two kids. A kind of reversion to pre pubescence took place about aged 40. Talking to girls at parties becomes a chore. Girls are ickky and cost money.

Could have also been used for your 'Herd' joke.

'Six Hooves Under'

So "Game of Stalls" would then also be acceptable in this particular 'not quite a pun thread?'

"What's going on inside my utter isn't something that gets better."

No it's the bottled tears of NBC programming executives.

Yes I love that show on BBC-4 . . . oh wait let me guess it's like The Office and they made an American version?

Cinemax is still a thing? Soderbergh is still working? Micheal Patrick King is still alive. Wow! I really should spend less time on the internet and more time watching Premium Network Television!

Sly Stallone, in movie about a mob Hit man, turned FBI informant, who dies of AIDS, directed by the guy who made The Take? I smell Golden Raspberry Award!

I named my daughter Piper after Pink Floyd's "Pipers at the Gates of Dawn" and everyone thinks she was named after some character on a soap opera about witches.

You still have TBT on BuzzFeed.

Has anyone told the "I found this to be very similar to his work with One Direction in as much as it sucked" joke yet or I did I get here first?

How they ever ruled an empire spanning half the globe is beyond me.

I use the microwave. {{{{Runs away quickly throwing chocolate and scones}}}}}

Or has it? Wake up sheeple!

Yeah

I read this article twice and I still don't understand a word of it. Is there a secret code somewhere?

Was this article in English? I don't think it was in English,WTF does this shit mean?

Think of the sequel possibilities that opens up! They can even meet themselves. Fuck the Coen brothers we need to get JJ Abrams on this!

Kudos on trying to start the pun thread.