I blame my current weight problems exclusely on the idea imprinted in me as a child that I had to eat all the dots and a lifetime of chasing (mmmm delicious ) blue ghosts.

That's not true Stephen Colbert uses it all the time. lol

Yeah they told me the same thing about Fight Club and I was like "what are you going to do? Beat me up?"

This shows why you should only get your information on up coming film projects from Latino Review

Science bitches~!

It also has "mom" in it if you get stuck. "YourMom-mater" was once a popular choice among my enemies as those who survived can tell you.

I am just now learning they aren't all three the same person. And to think the only reason I watched The Social Network was to see the kid from "Arrested Developement" all grown up. I feel robbed and abused. Not over Cera, Eisenberg or Baruchel but just in general.

bbbbbut but but it was making fun of hashtags!

You can't "own" a Twitter. Mr. Lincoln outlawed that back in the 1860's. I hired one to come around my house once a day and just pop irrelavency at me in 140 charactars though and even though she is drastically under paid it's hardly slavery.

I find your use of cAPSLOCK disturbing unless it is some kind of hipster ironic thing. If so, I find your use of hipster irony disturbing.

Yes, Point of Order was a big hit on Netflix for that week they had it and as for George Clooney's movie? . . . well we all know what list he is on now!

So Robin Thicke isn't releasing a flavor of Dorrito chips to appologize to Nicole Richie in an upcoming episode of "Wipe Out" starring Melissa MaCarthy?

You and your "logic!" Clearly this God showing his hand on earth by inspring page clicks to an Onion offshoot. Duh!

It's like when Peter Gabriel left Genesis and suddenly people cared {{{{sniff}}}}} . . . . so unfair!

Hey! My friend Monica makes $1,200 a week from her own home thanks to those spambots! . . . . well that and selling meth.

Anbody tell a #Thinspiration joke here yet or did I get here first?

Larry David isn't Jesus? Man I knew I was reading way too deep into those old "Seinfeld" episodes!

Sometimes I feel that AV Club simply post articles as click bait just to have a place for people to leave snark in the comments. Then I "read" an article like this and see how wrong I was.

"aftermath" lol.

I understood the plot of that just fine. Famous singer who likes to have sex with underage girls gets trapped by a reporter but it was actually he who set the trap because he loved her . . . and something about her having a third nipple (which was probably just a mole).