It's got so bad I've resorted to eating the little talking monkeys they always seem to want to take across the bridge with them. Not much meat but if you cook them right!

Only if they are awake! . . . . only if they are awake.

Don't judge me! Either that or it was a typo . . . I haven't decided which one to go with . Don't judge my typos! Seems like a good comprimise! 0h damn it I spelled out "seven." Ok you caught me!

A double troll - you edited out the poetry. Clever . . . and yet it took you even more time!
Or was it the illuminati who don't want us to spread the word about the dangers of canceraids?

Clay Aiken is a closet homosexual?

Three cents! In my day you couldn't get a penny for five references! No wonder you kids today are all hooked on your meth and your loud rap music. Money just burning a hole in your pocket!

The 4 minute delay he complained about is obviously explained by the amount of time it took you to write this comment. This particular troll is becoming almost poetry now!

Funny? Obviously you didn't read the same sympathy ridden portrait of an exploited worker who just wants to perfect his art and is forced to appear in walk -through after walk through as he is ground down by the Hollywood machine with his only reward being fame and milions of dollars!

Here is my imitation of Kevin Bacon's agent.
"I'll take it."

Wow! A whole article about Kevin Bacon doing multiple projects without one reference to Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon. I'm not sure if I'm impressed at how far we have come as a culture or nostalgic for a bygone era?

….or that is what they want you to think
Wake up sheeple!

I'm telling you TV is just a fad like CB Radios and Voting. A year from now we'll all laugh about that crazy contraption and all the people it killed.

I believe that also involves some arobic exercize. If not I've been doing it wrong.

It all depends on what your definision of what the word "is," is.

Now I can finally get my girlfriend to watch a Coen Brother's movie!

I deny everything and demand proof. (Warren Beatty reset . . . . can't remember the movie though.)

Genius is never recognized in High School.

You are so lucky!

Mine are all for porn :p

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha
Ok, funniest thing I read all day. You win the internet.