Or a fortune cookie.

I assume Charles Koch was unavailable.

Is that a thing? It should be.

Leave Tommy alone! Leave him alone!

You are both negecting his masterful direction of that Saturday Night Live episode in the early 80's. I forget who hosted. That's how masterful it was.

I hope he gets this out of his system and returns to his roots of directing SE Hinton tween novel adaptations. Stay gold Pony Boy!

I do love me some lobster

I'm going to let you finish but Bugs Bunny's "The Rabbit of Seville" was the greatest cartoon opera mix of all time.

"You gotta get together and tell stories that defy the laws of the universe? What does that say about your effing reality?"

How about a Larry the Lobster ice cream with a 1800 number on carton where people vote if you are allowed to eat it?

I refuse to buy any ice cream unavailable in gallons.

TV is just a fad like CB radios and voting.

Just like doing to much meth leads to more doing to much meth? Tom Siezmore be damned! Mmmmm spray cheese.

So glamorous!

Radio Ga Ga

"Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?"

In other news microwave burritos look far better on the package than they actually are.

Hordor?

Tom Hardy could reprise his Bane voice.

Alas, still a better movie than "Dark Shadows."