Prometheus was a pretty-looking, well-designed movie shot with 3D cameras, unfortunately its script had people doing totally stupid things. Covenant was just a mess. One would expect a third entry in this prequel trilogy would be planned and written to fix everything bad that came before it.

I had to Google it. It was airing on Epic.

Very early movies in the careers of James Cameron, John Carpenter and Martin Scorsese, of course. That’s to be expected. But Robert Zemeckis’s Pinocchio from 2022 was an adaptation so bizarre and soulless it is impossible to recommend.

They can give them away and donate them to pre-schools, kindergartens, kids in hospitals and kids from poor families. Not that kids with good taste would want any of them. Ha!

OMG!

Why stop at two? She can say she’s had three or more, birthdates unknown.

If being sick, getting old and retiring in America means you still have to put up with this capitalistic bullshit, then... fuck these companies.

Cool stuff. Color-changing paints are next. Whitest white in the summer, blackest black in the winter.

Yes, I remember the movie well. But apart from some villain or some evil organization, I hope their secret lives aren’t threatened by the fear of exposure in front of their neighbors. Is there a teenage daughter in this? Will she be constantly in peril? I guess what I’m saying is that they will have a very very hard…

How much is it again? Adults prices? Minimum amount you’re expected to part with during the whole thing?

No, no, no, not “because TikTok is owned by a private company called ByteDance, which is based in China” but because the Chinese government itself is strenously and persistenly defending a private Chinese company, which clearly means ByteDance will obediently provide the Chinese Communist Party with all the user inform…

China’s space station hosting astronauts from other countries? Ha!

Sure, but only after the continental USA and Europe have been destroyed by meteors or each other...

Great, just great. Even more space junk.

Ha! I mean the camera’s probably focused on her face, but the bloody director doesn’t think she looks hurt and smarting from the deflowering scene, so off-camera twists her toe to elicit a pain reaction... something like that.

I’ve been watching, but it lacks bite.

Orgasm? I thought that was for losing her virginity. Haven’t seen Pretty Baby. Is it any good?

All this talk is gonna be super awkward when they shoot the sequel.

If there ever was a toxic project to be written off by Warners/HBO, this is surely it.

Star Trek Beyond was crap.