They can give them away and donate them to pre-schools, kindergartens, kids in hospitals and kids from poor families. Not that kids with good taste would want any of them. Ha!

OMG!

Why stop at two? She can say she’s had three or more, birthdates unknown.

Yes, I remember the movie well. But apart from some villain or some evil organization, I hope their secret lives aren’t threatened by the fear of exposure in front of their neighbors. Is there a teenage daughter in this? Will she be constantly in peril? I guess what I’m saying is that they will have a very very hard…

No, no, no, not “because TikTok is owned by a private company called ByteDance, which is based in China” but because the Chinese government itself is strenously and persistenly defending a private Chinese company, which clearly means ByteDance will obediently provide the Chinese Communist Party with all the user inform…

Ha! I mean the camera’s probably focused on her face, but the bloody director doesn’t think she looks hurt and smarting from the deflowering scene, so off-camera twists her toe to elicit a pain reaction... something like that.

I’ve been watching, but it lacks bite.

Orgasm? I thought that was for losing her virginity. Haven’t seen Pretty Baby. Is it any good?

All this talk is gonna be super awkward when they shoot the sequel.

If there ever was a toxic project to be written off by Warners/HBO, this is surely it.

Keep the sex and nudity, and drop it on STARZ.

The one with Tom Hanks. I had to apologize to my kid for choosing to watch that one together...

For TWD it helps that one of the producers is also the guy whose company provides the makeup effects and all the zombies.

“The way it uses nonlinear storytelling to boost its main narrative is one of the most clever aspects of the HBO adaptation.” Okay... Nope. Flashbacks are very normal in storytelling, and should be normal in most stories you read or consume. Having said that, I hated shows that resort to flashbacks 300% of the time,…

Shouldn’t Helen take 80% of the first season to slowly figure out what’s going on with her husband?

Is this like action with bits of comedy thrown in? I doubt it’s gonna work, because secret agent shows are hit-or-miss unless they go extreme, more Jack Ryan than Chaos or Whiskey Cavalier, the show Lauren Cohan briefly starred in. Even JJ Abrams did one with Undercovers, which only lasted one season.

But it looks much better than the live-action Pinocchio, which was truly bizarre.

The Holy Bible, GOP Edition? It’s only a quarter in thickness.

It’s a “rich people are human and have shitty lives in shitty families too” kind of drama. I’m not impressed by how rich they are (the family is supposed to be the Murdochs, right?), but the drama is very watchable. Netflix’s The Crown is about really rich people who aren’t fictional, but it’s only watchable because…

Lithium Energizer batteries that can last up to 20 years? Cool! But did they exist back then? I doubt it.