I’m definitely not the target audience for this, and I’ve never heard of the book, but I watched the trailer (on mute) and it made me laugh, so yep, why not? Looks like harmless fun in a year of meh blockbusters.

That sucks. Maybe one of his victims has proof...

Right. Thank you for correcting me. My mistake.

It’s like nothing good ever happened to Marilyn Monroe is what this movie is trying to tell us. Why is it even rated NC-17? Because de Armas is naked from the waist up for several scenes? There’s hardly any sex in it. Cable shows show more and are more engaging than this movie will ever be.

Shoot, shoot, shoot, then blame somebody else for their fuckups.

“Peace” officer, really?

I remember when David Letterman had her in his show “My Next Guest Needs No Introduction”. I think she had no idea who he was, and Letterman was his usual goofy, while she was serious. I remember wondering if she was the right guest for his type of show, and also if she had a sense of humor.

“Blonde” will never be the definitive movie on the life of Marilyn Monroe. Critics are complaining about the sexual violence, but there’s barely any sex or violence in it. Lots of Ana de Armas naked from the waist up, depicted in a cartoonish way. The whole fetus imagery is wrong considering when it takes place. Can’t…

Expose him, so that other victims come out and accuse him too. Charged, arrested, imprisoned, so that his crimes are stopped forever. Why doesn’t she do that?

“That I can fuck whatever aspiring Asian actress I want to.”

Hey, racist moronic Southerners!

There are billions of videos on IG that show cats eating all sorts of stuff (veggies, etc), and I always wonder if that food is good for them. When you’re hungry you’ll eat anything. I haven’t owned a cat in almost four decades now, but my cat was feed mostly protein (cooked meats). 

This sucks and is definitely illegal. Someone got $200,000 that didn’t belong to them, and should never be allowed to do it again.

I think Mark Hamill had no idea Darth Vader was Luke’s father or something something.

If a movie project needed to be written off, this is definitely the one.

The problem with not mentioning the name of this predator who’s still in the business is what about other victims? How do other victims know who she’s talking about? Keeping his name secret means he continues to get away with his shitty and illegal behavior.

Galadriel is in LotR.

Lots of above the waist nudity and barely any sex at all, but NC-17? Whatever gets people to watch this long inconsequential movie.

There is nothing in “Blonde” that deserves an NC-17 rating. There’s very little sex in it. There’s more nudity on cable TV shows (STARZ’s “Outlander” has full frontal male nudity plus many instances of sexual violence) than on most of the movies on this list. Americans in 2022 unfortunately remain quite prude.

There was no reason why “Blonde” was rated NC-17. Ana de Armas did okay, but she’s obviously been talking about everything except the amount of nudity she agreed to do for this very long inconsequential movie. There is, in fact, very little sex in it. The CGI fetus was completely unnecessary and very distractingly…