I was expecting a scene, a quick cut away, that would show Visery’s newborn being swapped, under Otto’s orders, with another baby boy while he was grieving and not paying attention.

The worst things about the Obi-Wan Kenobi show have nothing to do with visual effects, except for the “smoke in Space” bit they gave us, don’t know why they did that.

It took 35 years to make Blade Runner 2049, and as we all know, that turned out to be a big boring meh.

Women will tell you how long it takes for a new hairdo to be created and for hair to set.

To be honest, Lena... who?

We keep seeing Wong everywhere. I guess, by your logic, he’s toast.

I had a minor quibble with her two different hairstyles just like that, but whatever. It was fun. At least, unlike Loki and the What If...?! shows, you don’t have to keep track of all the different iterations and permutations and combinations and whathaveyou...

Turns out I stopped listening to Madonna around the time she did that song with Justin Timberlake, so I’m definitely not familiar with anything after that collaboration, and it’s a lot of songs that did well, apparently.

You ate the Mammoth? Do you know how much that one cost to make?

I’m so glad She-Hulk Attorney at Law and Ms Marvel both are shows that don’t require the viewers to take notes. We don’t watch TV to do homework.

The Kardassians were saying that.

Fuck Elon Musk and #FuckChina.

#ACAB #FTP

So... let’s see a screengrab of The Bear that actually shows a delicious Chicago’s beef...

Coke Zero is no more, right? It’s just Black Coke or no-sugar Coke now or whatever it’s called.

King Kong?

They could turn to new best buds China, but they can’t either. China’s space program is only for China’s glory and military.

He’s asking to be doxxed, to be found, to be cyberstalked... to be banned from all food establishments with hard-working honest people.

Poetic justice in the 2020s.

If one of this asshole’s tweets affects the price of a listed company but turns out to be a joke, does he get fined or arrested or nothing happens to him?