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To be fair though, did Hillary (the nice old lady) elaborate on towel policy either?

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

In size - yes. In flavor? No friggin way. It’s a mediocre slice and I can point out 20 better spots near City Hall.

As a Knick fan I’d gladly settle for just two decades behind.

A pacer I bet on once turned maverick on his driver. By the time the race was over he’d trotted back to the paddock, tripped over the gate and broken his leg. They ended up having to shoot him. My point is, I don’t know about decades, but it certainly set me back a couple hundred bucks.

Trump’s pulled out every other dog whistle, I’m surprised he’s never played the “they never call traveling any more” card. “When I’m president, they’re gonna call so much traveling, the best traveling, you won’t even believe.”

Oh, you meant they sent basketball back a few decades in the *bad* sense. I was hoping maybe they had thrown some good crisp bounce passes and finished off with clean two-handed set shot. #makebasketballgreatagain

Before the game, Pete Rose predicted Schwarber would strike out three times. Not sure how much Rose is in the hole for that now,

Reminds me of trying to get through what seemed like the 760 episodes of True Detective 2.

I’m surprised Adams likes One Punch Man. After all, he hated it’s prequel, One Kick Man.

Tonight is Game 2. Cleveland leads the series by 1 game. They won by 6. The telephone area code for Cleveland is 216. You can’t explain that!

“So it is okay to blame all those bananas on Juventus? Checking for a friend.”

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Horrifying polo shirts, (autographed), coming soon!