Yes, if there’s someone who knows not to create a spectacle that undermines the collective, it’s John Tortorella.

Worth mentioning that Tortorella will be coaching two of the more prominent black players in the league this year, Dustin Byfuglien with Team USA and Seth Jones in Columbus.

wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?

Washington misspelled “HURR’

“Oh, goddamnit. Now everyone is going to think I’m a Colts fan.” -Rex Ryan

In a related story the Yankees announced they will be adding a $50 “We’re not dead yet” surcharge to tickets for remaining home games this season.

Top 8 reasons white, middle-aged Panthers fans don’t like Cam Newton:

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

6 years old. Immense pain from a broken bone. Better fucking walk you weak little bitch.....

Wait... so she broke her arm so bad her legs didn’t work? She couldn’t walk on her own; maybe just holding mom’s hand?

Sometimes you gotta learn a change up. When you're known for your blazing fastball, I'd recommend a floater. Nothing like making a grown man whiff with the bases loaded to crush his spirit.

If memory serves me correctly, you were Rookie of the Year that season.

The New York Post covered this story this morning, but their headline said: Typical Millennial Asks For A Free Ride

+1 Daniel Stern Oscar-worthy supporting performance

+1 eephus pitch inspired by your mother

I broke my arm when I was 13. When they took off the cast, my tendons had healed a little too tight. I found out that I could throw a baseball incredibly fast. I got signed to a major league team and did really well closing out games. I eventually reinjured my arm later in the season and had to retire. But I’ll always…

Pats, Redskins, Packers and Vikings is where Drew lets his freak flag fly.

i can’t believe we’re only 7 cardinals losses away from what will be the greatest blog in the history of Deadspin

They actually lost 65 times last year because they got womped by the Cubs in the NLDS.