Happy Endings and Deadpool

"We like to imagine Hollywood as a precision machine, with every million-dollar decision motivated by an enlightened blend of business savvy and artistic intent, while auteurs and producers battle it out in the honest assumption that their conflicts will create masterpieces of commercial cinema."

After his turn as Lex Luthor, his next three movie roles should be entirely dialogue-free.

The way I've been interpreting it is that the scenes of her family life are fantasies, and that typically male aspects she displays in them (like being able to father children, or having male baldness or facial hair) are because she identifies as male even if she isn't physically male. So basically she's the first…

Someone with a more encyclopedic knowledge of Archer's pop culture references could probably pin down an earliest possible year for the series to take place—for instance, the appearance of Kenny Loggins playing "Danger Zone" in the Archer Vice season means it was 1986 at the earliest. But I think that's too literal a…

(For instance, when John Garrett survived long enough to agonizingly Deathlok-ize himself, getting only halfway through his evil monologue before Coulson vaporized him from a nearby doorway.)

Thank you! I was thinking the exact same thing—the "woman scorned" trope is so hoary on its face, but made perfect sense and was quite affecting and terrifying here. I did groan inwardly a bit when she tore Ivanov's tank top off, but when she wound up smashing his head repeatedly into the deck, I was happily reminded…

One reason to be pumped: Ken Leung being as much of an asshole as he was in LOST but this time being able to shatter buildings with a single blow.

Ask Chris Christie, Mike Flynn, and James Comey what being loyal to Trump gets you.

I have been wanting to for a long time! But the time I should spend reading novels winds up getting wasted on commenting on websites.

I hate Facebook but I love the feeling of having had three hamburgers.

Where was the monstrous giant limb? I missed it. The thing that smashed in the car's windshield? Looked like a moose to me!

I can't decide if that typo is funnier if it were deliberate or if it were accidental. Good show!

This is exactly what I think every time I enter a taxi.

The show will pick up when it's revealed that Lockjaw is actually a HYDRA agent.

Yes!! If I were Daisy I would have grabbed Mack, and propelled us off the catwalk with quake powers so we both fell through. When it turned out she didn't do that I was enraged. And also, screw his free will while he's in a computer-generated world designed to make him submit.

They look scarier.

Those who doubt me suck cocks by choice! Now if you'll excuse me, I must pickle my prick in the cunt-brine of another.

Dillon sounds like a Poochie-fied version of Daryl. Maybe They're grooming a replacement for a restless Reedus.

You'll have to buy it to see if he frets about his pyloric valve.