I have it on good authority that Season 2 of Stranger Things will be all about how Hawkins responds to the death of Barb. Apparently, her dying for Nancy and Steve's sins will lead to the town adopting a new religion, whose idol is a figure of Barb encrusted in alien flesh, whose stigmata is bleeding from your left…

Even if you didn't live on planet Earth, you'd still see the explosion.

"…we will now demand many more performances of this ilk."

Thanks! I am looking forward to this movie and would have seen it either way, I just would have been slightly annoyed if that option was completely ignored for plot reasons.

Not asking for spoilers, but does the movie at least address the idea that a grungy party girl who finds herself mysteriously pregnant might consider an abortion? Yes or No is fine!

Considering Snydah's recent work I can see why you stopped before "I promise not to kill you."

DAMN YOU I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE THIS JOKE

And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling cigarettes!

Anyone who is interested in a graphic novel about unknowable space whales that is explicitly for adults would do well to check out "Abraxas and the Earthman" by Rick Vietch, from the '80s. Psychedelic, inventive, and horrifying! http://www.publishersweekly…

Ha, I never noticed before in that Galaxy Quest clip that you can briefly see the hand of a guy operating the pig lizard.

I hope "Playing Fingertips over The Force Awakens" becomes this generation's "Playing Dark Side of the Moon over the Wizard of Oz."

I propose that Katie write at least one article in the voice of the Cryptkeeper per week. On any topic, not just the Tales From the Crypt reboot.

"'Voting for someone who shares my beliefs' is not the same thing as 'sitting it out.'"

No, I get it. You're against warmongering. So rather than vote for the warmonger who will effect positive change in the US over the warmonger who wants to turn the US into a trash fire and thinks there's no point having nukes if you don't use them, you'll sit this one out.

The next president is going to appoint probably three, maybe up to five justices to the Supreme Court. If the Conservative candidate wins, that means at least a generation of turning back workers' rights, reproductive rights, LGBT rights, voting rights, and access to healthcare. If you can ignore that outcome for the…

That noble gas joke is excellent and I am totally stealing it some time.

I will not stand idly by while someone denigrates Viva Piñata!

The only thing I love more than Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's jokes about Rachel Bloom's boobs (Paula: "People say they're fake, but how can man create such perfection?" Rebecca: "People say they're fake?") are, uh, Rachel Bloom's boobs.

Though when Peggy and Jarvis were having their (excellent) showdown in the desert, and Peggy insisted that Jarvis never experienced the loss she felt one hundred times over, wasn't that a reference to Cap? Come to think of it, also when Jarvis claimed everyone around Peggy dies—I'm probably forgetting others, but it…

My main problem with The Bay is that the most horrifying thing about the parasites is that they replace tongues IN REAL LIFE, NOT JUST THIS MOVIE, yet never in the film do you see someone with a parasite for a tongue. There's a scene where you hear a policeman report that people are missing their tongues, but really,…