This guy knows he's going to be fine. After all, at Notre Dame, it's those on the other side of the camera that have reason to be worried.

Pictured: A hard-working running back making the most of his limited physical ability

Rae Carruth served in the Harnett Correctional Institution in 2005 with...

Yes, but what she didn't explain was that Mark was her sister's name and Lisa was her brother's name.

Not quite. There's a 50-mile scrapple-free radius centered on Allegheny County. Every Pittsburgher I know who has seen this list is wondering if Albert got hold of one of those Philly state maps that just says "Here Be Yinzers" between Harrisburg and the Ohio state line.

"If I can do it, you can do it," is a problematic thing to say under any circumstances. It's so arrogant. People have different motivations, priorities, skills, personalities and experiences. Get over yourself. Other people are not you, and - hard to believe, I know - may not even want to be.

Carson should have sent Bednarik to take care of Gifford.

To be fair - Ovechkin doesn't ever rush to defense.

At least he doesn't have to worry about ESPN asking him questions