Fox News, improving the gene pool by convincing viewers to inject bleach into their portion of it. 

Nah, but it’s useful ammunition in our many attempts at getting shit done.

This is news?

My partner and I did a test-run of the suburban life this past weekend and quickly realized it was not for us. There’s no point in moving into a larger space if you’re going to spend 2-3 hours less at home each day because of the commute. I’ll keep my tiny apartment if it means we don’t need to own a car and can both…

The right wing audience isn’t going anywhere. Every far right Republican on Twitter has talked a big game about taking their ball and going to Gab and Parler and ... they’re still there, on Twitter.

Facebook being terrified of losing a bunch of shitty people’s traffic, when said shitty people, by and large, can barely…

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?

Well and the fact that there is an absence of coherent leadership around how to handle the crisis. Nothing makes the troops depressed like a general who is playing on the floor with his dinosaurs and making pew-pew noises the night before a battle.

I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

That is the most ridiculous off the cuff lie hes ever told. Its breaking my brain how stupid it is. Is it possible there are some dark money behind Biden? I mean I guess same for anyone else if theres billionaires in the world.

Psh, that’s nothing. Pennsylvania has an underground mine that’s been on fire for over 50 years:

It’s basically the same idea as canned tuna. Idk why people are so much more weirded out by one over the other.

Despite being cancelled and having their voices silenced by the radical Left these Conservatives really do seem incapable of shutting the fuck up.

Paper towels flying everywhere! So generous!

Can’t Trump just get out his Sharpie and draw it a new path? 

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

This Texas place...how about we give it back to Mexico, and THEN build a wall around it? Would be a fitting fate for such a backasswards place. Chill Texans can move elsewhere, but the racists would have to stay there and would now be Mexicans, which might make their heads explode. Crazy plan, for sure, but you needed…

In other words its like 8O% of all jobs in the US.

Who says they read? Probably just watch videos and look at the pictures.

It’s weird that Qanoners are smart enough to read but dumb enough to fall for that bullshit. You’d think that Venn diagram wouldn’t have so much overlap.

I've been there many many times and now that I'm retired, I'm happy to say that I never have to go back. It's not a secret base, but since the general population isn't invited, it's one of the lesser-known Channel Islands. The SEALs do their thing in their area, everyone else does their thing somewhere else. The…