Nah, but it’s useful ammunition in our many attempts at getting shit done.

This is news?

My partner and I did a test-run of the suburban life this past weekend and quickly realized it was not for us. There’s no point in moving into a larger space if you’re going to spend 2-3 hours less at home each day because of the commute. I’ll keep my tiny apartment if it means we don’t need to own a car and can both…

1) Is there one photo out there of Cohen that doesn’t look like the dictionary definition of ‘sad sack’?

I spent the majority of my life living near a couple of the richest zip codes in the country. Rich people style comes in a few flavors:

It’s basically the same idea as canned tuna. Idk why people are so much more weirded out by one over the other.

Despite being cancelled and having their voices silenced by the radical Left these Conservatives really do seem incapable of shutting the fuck up.

I mean, admitting you’re a dick doesn’t change the fact you’re a dick. Some people don’t have a lot of time, kids, work, whatever - so, this is a great have for someone to play for 5 or 10 minutes - and you ruin their enjoyment so you can have a chuckle. If that isn’t the epitome of selfishness and a perfect metaphor…

This Texas place...how about we give it back to Mexico, and THEN build a wall around it? Would be a fitting fate for such a backasswards place. Chill Texans can move elsewhere, but the racists would have to stay there and would now be Mexicans, which might make their heads explode. Crazy plan, for sure, but you needed…

In other words its like 8O% of all jobs in the US.

The amount of people falling for conspiracy theories is probably the SCARIEST part of this pandemic.

But Mount Rushmore is granite and not ochre so the colour would be wrong. Maybe try carving his face into a pumpkin instead. Then throwing it away. 

He means diversity in opinion about the most important issues of the day. While most African Americans would probably say institutional racism and police brutality are key issues, you don’t have the same solidarity with Latinos. Central Americans might be more concerned about refugees, while Mexican Americans more…

Pronounce Bay-Gull. 

I’ll save you the 5 minutes:

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

Don’t tell that tool that, apparently if he gets accused of stealing an apple that he didn’t steal, they can cut his hands off, no questions asked.

I've been there many many times and now that I'm retired, I'm happy to say that I never have to go back. It's not a secret base, but since the general population isn't invited, it's one of the lesser-known Channel Islands. The SEALs do their thing in their area, everyone else does their thing somewhere else. The…