I got my first pair of glasses when I was 5. My mom noticed in my kinder pictures that I was squinting. Both my parents wear glasses, I remember thinking at some point. “I guess I’m an adult now”. I also only got made fun of once or twice in the 5th grade. I did chop that person in the neck. No one made fun of me…

Wow...

I like that I can see where the soap level is. 

I like that I can see where the soap level is. 

I know the whole commission thing, but this company sells just the soap dispenser if you already have mason jars lying around.

I know the whole commission thing, but this company sells just the soap dispenser if you already have mason jars…

I agree, it’s a great show if people pay attention. Those writing bad takes are probably the same people who watch reality TV shows too.

Some of these comments are pretty shitty... so I won’t be an ass. I got a bidet and it is probably one of the purchases I have EVER made. I still use toilet paper to dry the butt or it gets kind of gross. I prefer Cottenelle and if they offered a massive roll like this, i’d probably get it. That is all. 

Some of these comments are pretty shitty... so I won’t be an ass. I got a bidet and it is probably one of the…

I guess they will attach the lights with VHB?

It’s time to eat the rich!

Well then... ::puts in amazon cart, orders::

Or Mason Jars so you don’t have to throw them out after and be less wasteful? No? 

I just realized I spelled one of the five words I typed out. Sheesh.

LOCK HER UP!!!! COOKED HALEY!!!

A Louisville Slugger would have done a better job than a fist.

Handlers... HAHAHAHA I laughed out loud at this one. Thanks for that!

His Oscar tweet was the best!

Tap water makes me burp as if i drank a Sprite. (LA County Water)

yeah... when i used to not use the Pirates of the Caribbean bay not looking for something and for whatever reason, mother of girlfriend would walk in and immediately ask “what are you looking at” referring to the “singles in your area advertisement on the sides of the page. Got annoying. Thank you AdBlock.

I mean.... I would like all the unwanted Legos.

I shall continue to hoard.

She is our John Connor. We must protect her at all costs.