Schnikeys, something from Dell that I actually have a high desire for!

@demonheart1514: I was just wondering what Rorschach's phallusophical, I mean philosophical opinion was.

"Resist starting. Spend lots of time learning about different pursuits..."

a dildo, an acorn, tea, cheese, a robot face, a football, a smoking computer, a ream of paper

@Kyle: red dragon

@ragingxtc: it's the wand style, he just wants to wave it over them for a bit.

is that so when somebody is riding him they can take it into high gear?

He will forever look like this now.

@Dancing Milkcarton: can't list the 'big devs' because they're invisible.

@Kevin Schueller: WooHoo! Now it's time to learn how.

@oopsmyeye: [t0.gstatic.com]

@sip | bearstronaut: image upload fail

@sip | bearstronaut: at least she didn't try to teleport with it.

One of the main reasons I built my computer (and the thing that finally got my wife to cave in and let me) was that the actual tuner in my new'ish tv got burned out... just out of warranty. The only other way for me to get local/national channels would have been to get cable and a box or to fix the tv ($$). Now I…

i JuS LiK 2 LeT u nO iM cOoL aN i LuV mY gOd OMFG i LuV bReKiN bAd

@Jacknut: Didja get that memo? You did? mmkay well I'll just make sure you get another copy of that right away.

@AgentRayBans: you deserve an effin star for that one. Best of the bunch.

@Menolly aka Robyn: +1 for GIMP. it's a really great alternative for photoshop, paint doesn't hold a candle to it.

Now put this same poll on Gizmodo, Gawker or Jezebel and see how the results change.

@dfp3050: What? No gaming console logged in?