Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

What you’re missing is the police officer out of frame with a gun drawn yelling “Stop resisting! Stop resisting!”

That last email is the one you should have sent first, and it’s a shame you had to let Bret Fucking Stephens hand you your ass before you realized that.

God snorts lines of coke that end at the small of a stripper’s back after she has participated in a bukaki. The fuck you talkin’ about?

Someone really needs to tell Walker that taking an already born baby home and aborting it is, in legal jargon, a practice known as murder and it is already illegal in all 50 states.

They have a fierce rivalry with the Montreal Maroon 5.

I just wish he’d run in the Senate!

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

Cummings basically reinforced Meadows’ belief that you can’t be racist if you have a black friend.

I mean, what sort of moron risks losing the endorsement of the Oberlin Social Justice Institute right out of the gate?

All of which is to say that the circumstances around Manziel’s sudden release are quite mysterious.

I heard through the grapevine that he was cheating at blackjack by using private signals with another player at the table.

Trump backed out of the deal in 2014 saying “Why would I pay hundreds of millions of dollars for an EJ Manuel?  Bob Kraft told me there is a place in South Florida that will do it for $100.”

RIP Mark Hollis. Nothing to say here. We lost one of the greats.

RIP Mark Hollis of Talk Talk, one of the great voices of new wave.

Joe Jackson - Night & Day [1982]

Jazz guitar wizard Stanley Jordan performs Eleanor Rigby.

I’ve got mine, fuck the rest of you, has been his mantra for his entire life.

All I remember is “HOLD THE BUS!”

Oldfellas Yell at Bong Cloud