I remember him, Brother

Rodney Hampton

“On the other hand, we believe very strongly in patriotism in the NFL.It’s very lucrative.”

and even places he hasn’t yet been.

Abstinence will do that to you.

I have often felt the same things.

Like Evian and Perrier, bottled at the source.

poor Jenny Vrentas. She should have gotten to Qualcomm faster.

Be honest Drew. Of all of these, writing this one gives you the most joy.

it’s not Mike D...

- 2 minutes. Great minds and all that.

Asshole apologizes for tweet, not for actually driving in bike lane.

shitty mongorians

...and for all of our viewers that are Baylor alums, let me assure you, they are not dancing.

We need a school that cranks out more fully trained game show hosts, complete with Mitt Romney haircuts and ugly blazers.

First. Always..

Why your league sucks: The NFL.

See above

Authorities are looking for a Ricardo Jewellinhos.

Chris’s commentary reads as if Charles Bukowski was an Eagles fan.