Nah, be fair. The current one isn’t great, but the facelifted previous one was actually quite nice. Especially in the 65AMG BS version.

You’ll enjoy free airfare!

Think happy thoughts..

Cop is an idiot. Yes. I said that. Here’s why: Did he think this was a fucking action flick? Did he really think that SHOOTING THE DRIVER OF A SPEEDING VEHICLE AS IT’S HEADING TOWARDS YOU WILL STOP IT??? No, ladies and gentlemen, bullets do not magically stop speeding vehicles, or cause them to explode, or magically…

Her mugshot is likely to give me nightmares tonight.

I thought shooting a car always worked...

Done right it can look quite nice, key words: DONE RIGHT.

*Not just the GTP. But I feel that all Grand Prix variants of this generation fall under the Juggalambo category.

I seen so many G35s with hideous blacked out taillights and limo tint that I thought it was a factory option.

Still more reliable than a Ford.

Damn Freddy, you just can’t win. This is a great car for a relatively (when looking at new cars/trucks) low cost, but the majority of the comments are still bitching about the idea of buying a used car.

Show me a better-looking SUV that can match this thing on the road at this price. I think it’s looking dated already, but ugly isn’t it.

In order for speed hole to work, one must remove the pickaxe afterwards. Amateurs!

But does it have a built in garden hose?

The PT Cruiser. Finally looked good after being smashed by a Hummer.

I’ve driven plenty of older cars and plenty of newer cars. I don’t think I agree with you at all. I dislike driving older cars for what they lack more than what they have. I’m not talking aux inputs, touch screens, powerful 12 speaker stereo’s or digital gauges. I’m talking about 4 wheel anti-lock disc breaks, power…

I don’t think Kid Rock can handle this truck. In fact only one person I can think of can handle it....

This doesn’t make sense. If you didn’t know the PT was bad before you came to Jalopnik, how did you ever find Jalopnik?

From an enthusiast standpoint, the moment you walk inside without so much as a second glance back at your ride.

Yeah. I hate awesome stuff too.