If they used Chevy vans, it would be Cheviban. I'm pretty sure it started with someone picking up a used dodge at auction from the U.S. Military.

On a Guy Ritchie note, this is probably one of my favourite parts of Snatch

You forgot the second part:

The yellow car is clearly on ecstasy while the white one is on valium.

Why does everyone assume that the modified cars in BTTFII are MY2015/16? When they are clearly just supposed to be high school kid beaters

I thought Identity Theft was pretty hilarious, but Jason Bateman is great. I also enjoyed St Vincent, but again another great anchor on that movie (Bill Fucking Murray).

No dammit! Theres a perfectly good Cadillac Wagon available!

Neutral: How Can Maserati Replace Ferrari?

5/5 TruckYeahs

I like it more when people paint their drum brakes red.

Fake stick-on vents and trim.

I’m a big fan of the Crown Vic, but I must say that the Taurusceptor looks great. The NYPD even has a Green/Black/White version assigned to the fleet services division in order to commemorate the colors of the police cars prior to 1973.

Potential Truck Buyer: “I’m looking for a new truck”

God, I hate those commercials so much. One person even says it’s like sitting in a Mercedes, and I wanted to throw something at the TV because the only person who could say something like that is one who has never sat inside a Mercedes. There’s just no comparison there.

3rd Ughhhhhh Chevy commercials. Theyre so ridiculous, poking and prodding “real life people” to say something stupid. “That Impala looks like a BMW!” “I can’t watch Minions 3D in a Corolla lacking wifi!” “Boys who drive trucks are hotter than ones who drive mopeds!” “FUCKING BEARS GUYS, flip your STEEL truck and hide…

The only thing pickup truck buyers hate more than bears is progress.