How about Ford EXP? It's the ugly duckling Escort knock off that tried to compete with Europeans and failed miserably.

I think this is a lot more interesting than the Compass.

You understand that nothing about the Renegade or Cherokee is based on the Compass. With that remark alone you discredited your entire comment.

I like to think of the Renegade as a rebirth of the Jeepster in a 21st century. Cute, small, fun, and rugged when need be.

Deloreans and their Back to the Future references. I get it, the car was in an awesome movie that launched it to icon status. It's a great part of the car's history. However, outtatime vanity plates, 88mph and 1.21 jigawatt jokes, and questions about if it's got a flux capacitor are played out. Let's take a break and…

I know Ill never understand because Im not from that generation blah blah blah but seriously who cares. I dont want to see these any more.

2005-2009 V6 Mustangs. Yep, we'll just toss a 4.0 truck motor in there making about 200 hp and call it a day. Yeah the fuel economy is pretty terrible too.

The Mustang II. The Mustang is the arguably one of the most iconic American cars in history. The Mustang II and its Pinto chassis is just an abomination.

Personally I think the mid-90's era of Mustang and Camaro were the worst versions of both cars mainly because it seemed at that time the big three were hell-bent on wrapping their cars in what looked like cheap, bubble plastic bodies. Both looked like they had been popped out of giant toy car mold. The result was…

Golf/GTI mkIV. A husk of its former (and future) glories.

What about a base Impreza?

WHY??!?!??!?!?

I'm all for hatchbacks and wagons, but I want to kill this one with fire.

V6 Challenger, because really, you should have gotten a V8.

Iron Duke powered Camaro

Really? I've always felt the opposite. I feel like he was always trying to be Enzo Ferrari, but without the vision and with too big a mouth.

"Ferrari is now American, which represents the end of an era." - Montezelomo

Luca has done a lot for Ferrari but he has become a cranky old man too stuck in his ways. It was time.

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

*RegularCarReviews sexual longing groan*