Mr. Regular said something along the lines of these types of cars being “disposable” and meant to be “thrown away” once they’re used up. There’s a weird allure to things worth nothing, but saved just because.

Nope. It’s bad. It’s driven by people who loathe the idea of going out of their comfort zone and would rather compromise space, value, and ride for a few inches. The Equinox is inoffensive and relatively practical, but still on the low end of the CUV totem. The Trax is a Sonic on stilts that can’t keep balance.

I feel like the “all crossovers” is a little too harsh, and I will openly admit that there are palatable ones that keep companies afloat so they can make truly great cars (Porsche being a prime example). But, I will say if there was one that deserves being erased from history, it would be the hateful, woeful, ugly,…

My local authorities just switched over last year to dark blue variants. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES DARK BLUE CROSSOVERS IN AN UPSCALE SUBURB? EVERYONE ELSE.

Live a little, my dude.

Eh, you’re reaching. If they were hack-n-slash’d, plastidip’d and had C4 sawblades shoved on by some dudes in Burbank, I’d agree with you. There’s a dedicated fanbase of Prius modders in Japan and these have making the rounds online (the red one in particular). They look like proper jobs with some effort put into…

Again. You sound like a romp.

No. He sounds like an asshole. I used to get all bent out of shape about Donks, but then I realized it just wasn’t my thing. Prius (Pri.. Priem.. Priuses?) aren’t rare, fast, or insanely beautiful, so why not have a little fun with them? These things are ridiculous and they make me smile. Plus, a lot of genuine work…

You sound fun.

I’m beginning to suspect this Elon guy is kind of a dick.

You’re kind of a boring looking car. Sorry.

I could barely finish that. Like, I get that movies are movies.. and we’re supposed to suspend belief/fantasy/yada-yada, but there’s a limit.

The R35 is much more show, but if you showed a pic of a R32/R33/R34 Skyline GT-R to just a regular person on the street, they’d probably not think too much of it. It’s a pretty pedestrian-looking coupe with a big wing.

God.. I’m so sorry, just.. I like the Camaro too but what the fuck were they thinking with the SS trim? The grille on the new base model(s) is so much more palatable.

In all honesty, They could have axed the company 10 years ago and I still wouldn’t have been that sad. The 300 is cool enough (in the right spec/color) and the SRT got its chance in the spotlight thanks to Breaking Bad, but outside of that, what was worth saving? The Charger and Challenger have a more “macho” appeal…

I am shocked and slightly offended that’d you skip over the fact that it was also sold in Japan as the Toyota Voltz!

Thanks, I hate it.

I.. like it.

Well the Mustang is kinda obvious. But, I will say that the only reason the Expedition has survived, is because the Tahoe still exists. Ford doesn’t want GM completely owning the last bastion of the body-on-frame American SUV market. The Edge can fuck off because the Explorer exists.