ericbillings--disqus
mr. steal your costco samples
ericbillings--disqus

sometimes your brain just needs to mature. I was literally that in kindergarten but trained myself re: focus.

they call that "everywhere else"

it's PA, I'm not trying to get popped with a deer rifle for these jokes.

HE LOOKED LIKE (AND WAS) A BABY

he's amazingly dumb

i don't go no more. we had a halloween 'party' in 13 or 14 and I was like "do I look like a 'play dress up' kinda dude" to the CFO.

lol I commented "well, he's literally a h0m0 sapien" and got caught by disqus

i mean, that's probably literally true in that he is a homo sapien as far as we know

HELL'S TOO COLD

I feel you here — like, I was ready for f*kery but maaaaaaaaaaaan.

man you better let the late great veteran of costco live

i mostly love that habanero ish. sweet, hot

get this nlgga all the way the fluck outta my face

Warriors fans can all get the bozack.

DAVE DEBUSSCHERE NOT WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR

yeah, cats was real ready to crown SEA and GB.

scared to speak, they called you ugly.
well, life is hard, hug me

Ether is better than Takeover

i fuxxx with all hot sauces.

you're saying too much to this cat. just be like "with that freestyle, you're bound to get shot"